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« Thread started on: Jun 8th, 2005, 12:30am »

cry The old wrestling thread is gone...

Ah, well, this is the new one. Here's hopin' the good ol' Cpl. signs up with the new forum.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 02:39am »

Wrong Forum angry (If you noticed Snipe put wrestlin under the Sports moniker, with a blech for emphasis)
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 06:51am »

Yeah, moving! angry
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 10:47am »

SmackDowns first draft pick is [Chris Benoit]

That's a pretty good start

Smackdown needs to come out on top this draft

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 9th, 2005, 01:30am »

DA CORPORAL IS HERE!!!!!!!!

Wuzzup chain gang!

I still can't believe Vince let the ECW guys kick the WWE guys asses!

I'm really happy Benoit's on Smackdown. Now, if they trade 'Taker, Big Show and JBL for Jericho, HBK and Batista. The smackdown main eventer roster will look like this.

Smackdown:
Batista (Neutral champion, resident big man)
Benoit (Top face)
Angle (Top heel)
Mysterio (Top face #2)
Guerrero (Top heel #2)
With Rob Van Dam, HBK, Jericho and Booker T putting on great matches and filling in for the top guys.

RAW:
John Cena (Top face (champion))
Edge (Top Heel)
Taker (Top face #2)
Orton (Top Heel #2)
And JBL, Big Show (Comedic face), Kane (Neutral), HHH and Christian being the back up guys.

One nightmare has come to life though, well, its more midL's nightmare than mine but for the time being Orlando Jordan is Smackdowns champion!


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« Reply #5 on: Jun 10th, 2005, 07:24am »

I was watching the WWF again last night, it's weird how much it's changed since I stopped watching about 5 years ago. Most of my favourites are gone (mainly why I stopped watching back then anyway), it's nice to still see Kurt Angle though. And people like the Big Show now? I always quite liked him but everyone else seemed to hate him.
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 11th, 2005, 11:48pm »

on Jun 9th, 2005, 01:30am, dudelovebaby wrote:
One nightmare has come to life though, well, its more midL's nightmare than mine but for the time being Orlando Jordan is Smackdowns champion!




AAHH!!

I just realized that!

Oh, wait... with Jordan as US Champion, that title loses all credibility. As a matter of fact, I'd say Paul London is Champion and if you think he shouldn't count because that title is limited by weight class than I'd say Nitro and Mercury are co-champions of the SmackDown! brand. Yes, that's how much Jordan sucks.

BTW, is anybody playing WWE Fantasy? It seems fun. And it's free this season. I've got my team (The Rat Paq). My current roster consists of Batista, Christian, Edge, Mercury, Nitro, Hassan, and Benjamin.

Note: I hate MNM and Edge but the object of the game is to choose who you think is gonna appear on TV and come out on top. The WWE seems to be really into these guys now and that's why I picked 'em. Also, Benjamin and Hassan are no-brainers. When was the last time either of those two lost a match due to a clean pin-fall? (Benjamins last clean pin-fall loss was in a handi-cap match and Hassan was one of the opponents.)

E-C-W! E-C-W!! E-C-W!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:07pm »

One Stand was awesome!

Best PPV i've seen in ages

All the matches were pretty decent.....though 7 mins for like the first 3 matches wasn't enough. Should've been 15 at least. They were still much better than anything you see on WWE these days IMO

The only match i was disapointed in was Psicosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr, but i think Mysterio was injured anyway

Loved the dive Super Crazy dive of the balcony. He looked awesome last night. WWE best not fuck him up angry

The Rhyno vs Sabu match was when really started to get great. I marked out like fuck when the lights went out and there was Sabu!!!!!!! He wasted now time in grabing a chair. Wish it could've gone on longer, but Sabu looked fucked from wrestling a barb wire match at Hardcore Homecoming. It was still great though

Best match was Mike Awesome vs. Tanaka. They tore up the place. Lots of tables and chair shots. Those two have always had good matches

Heymans "shoot "interview

Heyman is a man-god

Paul Heyman enters the ring, with visible tears in his eyes listening to the crowd.

“Thank You Paul” Chants from the crowd…

Heyman looks very emotional…

More “ECW” Chants from the crowd…

Paul Heyman: “I want you to know that I’m not crying…my eyes are red because I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam…

I have a need in my heart to thank Tod Gordon for giving me the chance to be creative and book for you crazy bastards. I have a need to thank that man Ron Buffone and his partner Charlie Bruzzese for sticking with us and sitting in a TV Studio and building that TV show for you…you are the craziest bastards I have ever met in my life…I love every one of you.

(Crowd starts to chant “Paul E.”)

Paul Heyman: “And I was gonna take the high road and just say thank you and leave…”

Mick Foley: “Don’t take the high road Paul…”

Paul Heyman: “…but I have something to say to you! (points to the WWE wrestlers in the balcony) You see…I’ve waited a long time to say this to you…Eric Bischoff! But in case you don’t notice…it’s not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV…YOU ARE IN OUR HOUSE…B****!”

(Crowd cheers and chants “ECW”)

Paul Heyman: “Oh wait a minute… wait a minute… wait a minute…hide your wives…it’s Edge!”

(Crowd begins to chant “You Screwed Matt” to Edge as he reacts with a laugh and starts drinking his beer)

Paul Heyman: “Now Edge…I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you but…I have two words for you…MATT-FREAKIN’-HARDY!”

(Crowd Erupts in a massive pop and starts chanting “We Want Matt!” as Edge does a spit take with his beer)

Paul Heyman: “Well, with that…I almost forgot about you! Mr. Shoot Promo himself…bounced Checks…ECW went out of business…Hey John…On a personal note…from all of us just to you…since you want to shoot cowboy…the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays…”

(JBL mocks Heyman by imitating Redd Foxx telling Elizabeth that he’s coming to heaven with a heart attack as the crowd erupts in approval)

Paul Heyman: “Now one more time for old times sakes…right there so the whole world can see us…this ain’t WCW…this ain’t Monday Night RAW…this ain’t SmackDown!…this ain’t even WWE…this my friends…is E-C-FUCKING-W!!”

The shoots on Bischoff, Edge and JBL were genius. WWE should put Heyman back wrting Smackdown. It was awesme when he wrote it

The Dudley Boys vs. The Sandman & Tommy Dreamer. This was just mental. The Sandmans entrance was awesome! It was just a classic ECW match IMO. I marked out when the Dudleys set the table on fire.

I'd give it a 9/10
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 01:16am »

I missed One Night Stand (cry ), I'm getting it on DVD for sure though!

The Vengance card looks fantastic:

Batista vs. HHH should be great and probably better that their 'mania.
Who'll win: Batista.
Predicted rating: ***1/2 - ****.

Cena vs. Christian vs. Y2J.
This will probably be the second best match of the night. Even though I've stated that Cena should have a long ass title reign, I really hope loses the title to either opponent. But seeing as I'm a big fan of all three men I'm very happy that they're having this match. I'm really not sure how good this match will be.
Who'll win: Cena
Predicted rating: *** - ****1/2.

HBK vs. Kurt Angle.
OH FUCKING HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!111111 THIS'LL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who'll win: HBK
Rating: ****1/2 to *****.

Edge vs. Kane.
I'm not looking forward to this that much. The buildup has been disgusting. I swear Kane is, that guy from the fairy tale who tried very hard to spin hay into gold, but couldn't. That's just like Kane. He tries to spin the shit they give him into gold.
Who'll win: Edge rolleyes
Rating: *

Hassan vs. Benjamin.
Who cares.
Who'll win: Hassan angry
Rating: **, but I won't be watching this match.

Here's a little trivia: This Vengance will have the third time the WWE title match as a triple threat match. The only difference to the others is that Kurt Angle won't be in this one.

EDIT: Benjamin rules! I just don't like Mr. Cheap Heat and his wide array of restholds.
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 01:27am »

Let's not forget that RVD said, "these people, just like me, just like Fonzy, are tired of having you and your likeness shoved down their throats everytime they wanna watch wrestling," to JBL and, "You deserve zero credit for tonights show being a success. The office might be blind to it but tonight these people are gonna let you know it."

He also said, "I'm gonna take you back to a time before RVD's vocabulary was limited to 'whatever' and 'cool.'"

He claimed it was he who gave Vince the idea for the ECW Pay-Per-View.

He said, "RVD is ECW."

...and then got gored inside out by Rhyno.

I really wanted to see RVD/Rhyno. But I'll settle for Sabu/Rhyno. That was really cool.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 01:44am »

LOL to Paul Heyman "My eyes aren't red from crying, they're red because I was having a joint with RVD!"

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 14th, 2005, 07:28am »

Hehe, that reminds me off this:

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 03:06am »

I just read the Smackdown spoilers.

Let me just say that ending was seriously fucking weak.

Anyway, that the funniest t-shirt ever!


One last thing HBK rules!
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 18th, 2005, 11:22pm »

Y'know I thought this draft was supposed to bring SmackDown! up a few notches. Instead, I think it's bringing it down.

Kurt Angle in exchange for Randy Ortonhuh

Raw = cheesy
SmackDown! = sad

John Cena (WWE Champ, mic skills, album, popularity) in exchange for Chris Benoit (wrestling ability)?

Raw = cheesy
SmackDown! = rolleyes

It looks like Raw's next pick is gonna be the Big Show and then Eddie Guerrero... These are just guesses, though (Cena ended his fued with JBL and got traded, Angle ended his fued with Booker T and got traded. Big Show just ended his fued with Matt Morgan and Eddie/Rey ending is being advertised for next SmackDown!).

Eddie really shouldn't go. The draft will only result in SmackDown! breaking even or getting worse and Raw getting two great wrestlers in Angle and Eddie for the price of Benoit (and both Angle and Eddie have better mic skills).

I'm a big Orton fan and I mark out for RKO's so I liked the ending to SmackDown! but thought it was weakness because Randy couldn't beat 'Taker with a better RKO at 'Mania but this RKO allowed JBL to beat him. That makes very little sense. And I didn't even mention that he had also just been hit by a cast at WrestleMania.

Finally, I doubt Batista's moving. It's probably gonna be Jericho or Christian as they'll likely take the belt from Cena at Vengeance.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 18th, 2005, 11:37pm »

Forgot to mention:
My WWE Fantasy roster is now- Batista
Chris Masters
Christian
Bischoff
JBL
Cena
Hassan
Benjamin

I'm currently ranked at number 61834 and I have 93 points.
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