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« Reply #510 on: Sep 4th, 2006, 8:50pm »

on Sep 4th, 2006, 05:46am, dudelovebaby wrote:
Actually considering his use of the spear/jackhammer combo, Batista wrestles like someone else.


Batista is actually doing a spear followed by a jackhammer... That guy's a total douche. Is he actually pinning people with it (I mean, does he get three). If he doesn't, he's an even bigger douche.
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« Reply #511 on: Sep 5th, 2006, 07:45am »

He's only tried on King Booker.... and Book kicked out. But it's Booker T... I just see it as an honest effort to improve his moveset. He's also using the Belly to belly suplex and the full nelson slam, so you can't really say he's wrestling like Batista anymore.
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« Reply #512 on: Sep 5th, 2006, 12:25pm »

I doubt he'll get any better

considering his age, he'll probably get worse
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« Reply #513 on: Sep 5th, 2006, 7:17pm »

on Sep 5th, 2006, 07:45am, dudelovebaby wrote:
He's only tried on King Booker.... and Book kicked out. But it's Booker T... I just see it as an honest effort to improve his moveset. He's also using the Belly to belly suplex and the full nelson slam, so you can't really say he's wrestling like Batista anymore.


Well, I'm happy to hear about the Belly-to-Belly (BTW: Over-the-Head or Side?) and Full Nelson Slam but really... who can't do a Full Nelson Slam? If it's an Overhead Belly-to-Belly I'll give him more props. As long as he's trying, though. I gotta watch one of his matches... listen to me... I gotta watch a Batista match?

I wonder how much age will affect him, though. It's not impossible for him, at 37 years and 8 months, to get better (note: I just finished watching a video of Ronnie Coleman [42] leg-pressing 2,400 Lbs.) but considering he's been at this wrestling thing for a good seven years now, making him only 30 when he started, I doubt he'll improve much.
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« Reply #514 on: Sep 6th, 2006, 08:22am »

He's actually 40, he might even be 41 by now

He has like a 20 year old daughter

I'd like him to be moved back to Raw, so i don't have to see him on my TV every week
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« Reply #515 on: Sep 6th, 2006, 4:02pm »

on Sep 6th, 2006, 08:22am, Chaos wrote:
He's actually 40, he might even be 41 by now

He has like a 20 year old daughter

I'd like him to be moved back to Raw, so i don't have to see him on my TV every week


Dear God, NO! All I watch is Raw...

Anyway, about the age thing. It was claimed that he had a fake age (claiming he was born in January of 1969) when he initially signed with WWE and that it was revealed when he signed his new contract that he was born in January of '66. However, Batista claims today that he was born in January of '69... I don't know. Maybe he went back to lying... either way he's old. BTW: Shawn Michaels was born in '65. If Batista was born in '66, HBK's only 6 months older than him. Now who do you think deserves to be champion more? The jacked up wrestling innept 40-and-a-half-year old Batista or the not-so-huge yet able to pull off matches that steal the show almost every night he wrestles (just turned) 41-year old Shawn Michaels?

That's not to say that either should be champion, either. I'm just trying to show how there's an endless list of reasons why Batista being in the spot he's in is unfair and just plain stupid.

BTW: This is a serious question that I really want to know. How does his merchandise sell?
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« Reply #516 on: Sep 6th, 2006, 4:39pm »

No need to try and convince me of about the total lack of talent the guy has. It was a joke he had the title for 9 months. He's deserved nothing that he has gotten. Any big roid monster could've been put in the role that led to him becoming champ. It was just very good booking and him kissing a lot of ass .

I really don't like him one bit. He has a big mouth, and seems to have devolped quite the ego. Which is a joke given the miniscule amount of talent he has

No idea how much merchandise he sells. Sadly, it's probably a fair amount

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« Reply #517 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:07am »

on Sep 6th, 2006, 4:39pm, Chaos wrote:
No need to try and convince me of about the total lack of talent the guy has. It was a joke he had the title for 9 months.


Ditto. I can't believe that in that 9 month run he beat Christian, Orton, Edge, Eddie and Triple H. I would even say that him beating JBL was undeserved... at least JBL's got great mic skills.

Man, somebody mentions Batista every once in a while and I get on this rant... I don't like ranting about how much the guy sucks but I always end up doing it.

At least he doesn't seem to be the guy who beats King Booker thus far. BTW: That was also bullshit about him starting a fight with Booker at the SummerSlam commercial shoot. I read about it and wasn't surprised to hear that Booker accused Batista of not having respect for the veterans. How could he? Everything was handed to him while Booker, Benoit, Eddie, Jericho, RVD and a whole bunch of others had to work their ways up the ladders of 2-3 promotions before getting as far as Batista got by making friends with Triple H and Ric Flair.

Notice how Orton lost to Batista and is willing to lose to other guys like Angle and Mysterio all the time? Notice how Orton doesn't say in almost every interview that Triple H and Flair are his mentors or his friends? I think Orton's thanked Triple H in one interview I read on IGN but everytime I read something with Batista he mentions Triple H.
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« Reply #518 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 03:36am »

on Sep 6th, 2006, 4:39pm, Chaos wrote:
No need to try and convince me of about the total lack of talent the guy has. It was a joke he had the title for 9 months. He's deserved nothing that he has gotten. Any big roid monster could've been put in the role that led to him becoming champ. It was just very good booking and him kissing a lot of ass .

I really don't like him one bit. He has a big mouth, and seems to have devolped quite the ego. Which is a joke given the miniscule amount of talent he has

No idea how much merchandise he sells. Sadly, it's probably a fair amount



Well, I hope you enjoy a nine month Great Khali title reign. I'll stick to watching decent Batista matches.

The belly to belly is from the side, but he does get quite the amount of air from (Well from Booker anyway).

And besides, Booker is going to win on Smackdown anyway.
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« Reply #519 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 12:21pm »

Not much chance of that happening

They can't put him on live TV for fear of him botching everything. His smackdown stuff all has to be heavly edited cause he's so fucking awful


I just see this vid posted on the ROH boards

All i can say is.......HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VolZ1Le1CSM
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« Reply #520 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 7:58pm »

on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:21pm, Chaos wrote:
Not much chance of that happening

They can't put him on live TV for fear of him botching everything. His smackdown stuff all has to be heavly edited cause he's so fucking awful


I just see this vid posted on the ROH boards

All i can say is.......HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VolZ1Le1CSM


Uh... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
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« Reply #521 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 8:14pm »

Had to Google 'im.

Dude, he's 5'5"? I wanna see him go against Rey (5'4 1/2"). Rey's lugging around 30 lbs. more than him, though. He would kill Rey. Can you believe some of his moves?

He does a Corkscrew Dragonrana, a Corkscrew Shooting Star Press, a Shooting Star Press into a Senton Bomb, he did a Tiger Feint Kick (619) off of another human being and hit a third person than DDTed the fucking guy he just did a 619 off of!!

I must watch more!
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« Reply #522 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 8:30pm »

on Sep 7th, 2006, 03:36am, dudelovebaby wrote:
Well, I hope you enjoy a nine month Great Khali title reign. I'll stick to watching decent Batista matches.

The belly to belly is from the side, but he does get quite the amount of air from (Well from Booker anyway).

And besides, Booker is going to win on Smackdown anyway.


The problem isn't that Batista had a 9 month title reign. The problem is that there are about 15-20 other guys on the roster who I would rather see as champion. The fact that the only three guys who have been featured in main event storylines this entire year that would be worse champions than Batista are Mark Henry, Umaga and Kahli says a lot. The worst part of all that is that neither Mark Henry, Umaga or Kahli were in the WWE's active roster last year during Batista's reign.

Chris Benoit, King Booker, Rey Mysterio and Undertaker are the only guys on SmackDown(!) worthy of holding the title right now. That's hurting them a lot and because of it we have to see Batista in main event storylines.

Raw edges SmackDown(!) out with Edge (no pun intended), Cena, Kane, Orton, Michaels and Triple H all worthy of holding the belt. But they also have guys like Carlito and Shelton Benjamin who are almost there.

So, I'll concede for now that we need Batista in SmackDown(!)'s main events. Yes, he's better than Kahli (who sucks major ass and has a fucking chop as a finisher... okay, Jimmy Snuka) but I don't want him as champion. Let him face King Booker and then have Booker lose the belt to Benoit and have Batista face Benoit but then Benoit loses the belt to Rey Mysterio and have Mysterio face Batista... by then they can get Takuya fucking Sugi in the WWE and he can beat Mysterio for the belt... okay, maybe I'm stretching it but they should have somebody by then. Batista should never... ever win the belt again. There's no good reason for it.

BTW: LMAO at the "Not Much of a Masterpiece" Chris Masters. Looks like the WWE really means this steroids thing.
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« Reply #523 on: Sep 8th, 2006, 09:41am »

LOL. WWE wouldn't let him to 99% of that stuff. Out all the mind blowing stuf he does in that vid, the cartwheel and backflips along the top rope are the bits i've watched the most. I still can't believe anyone can actually do that

He's obvioulsy amazingly spectacular......but you'd also have to think he's gotta be pretty hit and miss. I'd like to see him in a match against Jack Evans. I'm now off to see if i can find matches of him. Reading the thread where i found the vid, seems he changes his name a lot.

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« Reply #524 on: Sep 9th, 2006, 03:05am »

If it's any consolation to anyone, Eddie was going to win the belt and hold it for 7 months until Wrestlemania. Reducing Batistas to 7 months.

Regardless I'd rather see Batista hold the gold for 9 months than HHH (I'm sick of that guy, staler than a three week old bowl of piss), Orton (Enough is enough! I have had it with all these motherfucking chinlocks on this motherfucking plane.. er ring!), JBL (Man boobs) and John Cena (See HHH).

Orton's face turn was botched horribly, so they had to finish it off with Batista. So he had to go over HHH. HHH is a fucker, so his last main event run had to be stretched out for like four months. Then, he went to Smackdown and went over JBL so he can be established as the top guy on SD. Then he went over Eddie because the fued had only started, he was going to return the job and Eddie was going to be world champion.

BTW like I told you all King Booker retained!
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