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« Thread started on: Oct 28th, 2011, 12:56am »

This is the thread where we post our own DC related creations. Whether that be artwork or whatever. I'll start us off wink

There once was this guy called Batman
For every trap he had a plan
When attacked by a shark
(Oh what a lark)
He had repellant that came from a can

He lived in a city called Gotham
That was more than just a bit rotten
The cops were all crooked
If offered a bribe they took it
And the Mob ran from top to the bottom

He had a friend named Jim Gordon
Who would often form a large cordon
Around Mr Freeze
Who enjoyed a cool breeze
And would bribe his Asylum Warden

He attracted the attention of Ghul
Who bathed in a Lazarus Pool
But when it came to his daughter
Or ritual slaughter
Ra's was really uncool

Then there was kind Arnold Wesker
The Batman he would often pester
With devious tricks
And wooden puppets
That caused his psychosis to fester

There was a clown all suited in purple
His smile would make people hurtle
In the other direction
And scream for protection
By Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

There was this big oaf named Bane
But he was so boring and lame
He took some green drug
That pumped him right up
But still lost to Az-Bats in the rain

Basil Karlo now he had no blood
When shot he would only seep mud
Perhaps it was clay?
That's what people say
Either way he's useless in floods

Have you heard of The Penguin named Ozzy?
His club was the best place for Prozzies
Until Venereal Disease
Made the patrons displeased
So it became Starbucks and only sold coffee

But then arrived shiny headed Didio
Who thought he could expand the appeal
With a New Fifty-Two
In which perverts could drool
Over Catwoman in Bra and Heels
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 28th, 2011, 07:34am »

Ha ha, that's a great poem, Nick. Lovely stuff.

I know Ars Magnus, Marvel07 (TJ) and midLfinger have made some Batman art in the past on these boards. That was years ago. I always liked seeing that so if anyone has some artwork somewhere, show it to me!

I might try and think of something as well. Might take a while for me to materialise it.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 7th, 2012, 7:02pm »

Little Tim Drake
Stood on a rake
And bashed himself in the eye
“My eye is now throbbin”
Said the poor wounded Robin
And then he sat down to cry
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