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Chuck Norris has just shat himself.

Did anyone ever expect this to be a still from a movie?

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Here's a playlist of all the trailers

If they do this right, this has potential to be my all time favourite movie.

Discuss the manliness.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 20th, 2010, 1:01pm »

I saw the trailer before Iron Man II, I believe. I could not believe my eyes. Honestly, I could not believe it -- I thought it was a joke commercial or something.

I will absolutely go see this movie. Too bad Steven Seagal did not want to join in the cast.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 22nd, 2010, 02:07am »

He's looking pretty terrible these days. Van Damme and Snipes on the other hand...

I hope this movie serves as a torch passing for Jason Statham, because he's the only guy worthy I can think of for joining the big three (Willis, Schwarzenegger and Sly). They tried to force Vin Diesel, The Rock and Sam Worthington on us, but it didn't quite work, Statham just came out of nowhere and now he's got billing next to Sylvester Stallone.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 23rd, 2010, 1:17pm »

on Jun 22nd, 2010, 02:07am, dudelovebaby wrote:
He's looking pretty terrible these days. Van Damme and Snipes on the other hand...

I hope this movie serves as a torch passing for Jason Statham, because he's the only guy worthy I can think of for joining the big three (Willis, Schwarzenegger and Sly). They tried to force Vin Diesel, The Rock and Sam Worthington on us, but it didn't quite work, Statham just came out of nowhere and now he's got billing next to Sylvester Stallone.


Vin Diesel and The Rock draw what a Statham movie makes in its entire run in the first weekend of their releases. And what does Archangel have to do with anything?
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 1st, 2010, 02:29am »

Not really, not for The Rock anyway. Stath's films have made more than Dwayne's.

Vin Diesel makes generic PG-13 shit for these guys:

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Stath actually makes his movies for men. Hence why Luc Besson and Sylvester Stallone have backed him.

Archangel happens to be that boring ass vanilla midget from Terminator Suckvation, Averagetar and Ass of the Titans.
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 2nd, 2010, 03:53am »

You're probably right.

But don't say that Stallone and Besson back him because he makes "movies for guys."

A Product of Besson's Direction:
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 2nd, 2010, 06:42am »

I've jogged at the beach like that with my friend. shocked

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Well there's a definite sense of torch passing in this film.

Also,

Miami Vice reboot anyone?

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 2nd, 2010, 9:27pm »

on Aug 1st, 2010, 02:29am, dudelovebaby wrote:
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This.

Most overrated film of all eternity.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that you were right about Superman Returns. It's actually really good upon second viewing.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 11th, 2010, 11:50pm »

Just me or terribly creepy?

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 12th, 2010, 2:10pm »

on Aug 11th, 2010, 11:50pm, midLfinger wrote:
Just me or terribly creepy?


That's made my day tongue

Also, am I the only one who finds Jason Statham infuriatlingly irritating?
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 14th, 2010, 11:17am »

on Aug 12th, 2010, 2:10pm, Nick wrote:
That's made my day tongue

Also, am I the only one who finds Jason Statham infuriatlingly irritating?


Didn't wanna be a buzz killer but, yeah, I find him pretty boring too. Loved him in Snatch but probably because he was the dull guy in a huge cast of colorful characters.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 16th, 2010, 05:22am »

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Anyway, this movie was a manly epic. Dolph Lundgren stole the show. Bruce Willis dominated Sly and Arnie.

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« Reply #12 on: Aug 16th, 2010, 11:21am »

on Aug 16th, 2010, 05:22am, dudelovebaby wrote:
Bruce Willis dominated Sly and Arnie.



He really did.
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 16th, 2010, 11:58pm »

It was as good as I thought it could be. While watching it I thought they did a nice job of having the guy who would actually win the fight win each fight.

Sylvester Stallone hanging on to that plane, however, made me sink into my seat in embarrassment.
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 21st, 2010, 06:59am »

I'm pretty sure Jet Li would've winned.
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